▬◀▮ΘŲΞΞΠĐŲŞŦℜΙΛ▮►▬ Lyrics & Chords By ☪♀co ᴐaᴚᴃ☉ᵯᴃ

Around 1978, I met the comedian, Andy Kaufmann. And he was performing this avant-garde Elvis act in a club in Queens. The performance started with Andy playing the bongos, and...read more

Good evening. Welcome to Difficult Listening Hour. The spot on your dial for that relentless and impenetrable sound of Difficult Music (Music). So sit bolt upright in that...read more

Coo coo it's cold outside. Coo coo it's cold outside. Ooo coo coo. Don't forget your mittens. Hey Pal! How do I get to town from here? And he said: Well just take a right where ...read more

Redskins Red coats Red tape Red ink Red letter Red handed Red blooded Red eye Red neck Red wood Red bait Red herring Red cross The Reds ...read more

Let's see. Uh, it was on an island. And there was this snake. And the snake had legs. And he could walk all around the island. Yes. That's true. A snake with legs. And the man...read more