101 Big Dick Jokes Lyrics & Chords By Drew Carey

Been to Vegas lately, any of you? Cause I was there for a couple of weeks, when we were on tour. Yeah, okay. You know what I noticed in Vegas? I noticed this one little thing: we have...read more

I love to smoke, I smoke seven thousand packs a day, okay? And I am never fucking quitting I don't care how many laws they make What's the law now? You can only smoke in your...read more

I think about having kids. I'd love to have some kids. I've been thinking about kids. I wanna have like 19 kids. I think naming them, that's gonna be fun. Whatever the names you...read more

Crazy Chinese Resturant Guy: He dine and dash me! He chew and screw me! He sip and skip me! Police: What? Crazy Chinese Resturant Guy: He no pay for his four Scorpion Bowl. ...read more

If you've ever been on television more than 5 times Discribing what the tornadoe sounded like... You might be a redneck. If you've ever cut your grass and found a car......read more