2004 Melbourne Comedy Festival Lyrics & Chords By Daniel Kitson

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to...read more

You're bored, it's Sunday, 6.15, There's nothing else on the TV Check it out now, it's the Antiques Roadshow, Looking at old stuff, seeing if it's worth dough Fiona Bruce...read more

I grew thinking I was just an ordinary kid Just doing things That ordinary kids did But years passed me and I began to see Certain strange abilities I'm not a hero But...read more

We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll Someone's always playing corporation games Who cares they're...read more

Spoken: Ladies and gentlemen Boys and girls Hold your breath Make a wish Count to three Come with me, and you'll be In a world of pure imagination Take a look, and...read more