76 Unknowns Lyrics & Chords By Capitol Steps

Now listen here, my friends, may I have your attention please?
If you're not in the race for '08, just raise your hand, raise your hand
And observe this, if you will
There's some people from the Hill
Who seem to think they're qualified to run this land

Now you've heard of Hillary, McCain, Obama, Giuliani, sure
But, you know, I gotta tell you
All of those people put together can't possibly compare
To the electric thrill that you might have when people like...
Hunter, Huckabee, Richardson, and Tancredo
All come together in New Hampshire for that one historic day!

76 unknowns are the candidates
With 110 more set to declare
They run in the states of denial
They’re from both sides of the aisle
And most just do not have a prayer

76 unknowns on the campaign trail
And their lack of a message so disappoints
And now Dennis Kucinich is in
And he thinks that he should win
‘Cause his name earns the most Scrabble points

New Hampshire will be crawling soon with candidates:
Hoster's Watch, Dixville Notch, Iowa and Guam
I hope that Al Sharpton will soon join the fray
If DNA proves he is the son of Strum

Does it seem that every time they’re starting earlier?
Jump the gun, gotta run, they can’t help themselves
Most of them are losing count
We heard Joe Biden just announce
He’ll run in the year 2012

76 unknowns will campaign for months
Is there someway to make them all go away?
Put them all in a room and tell
Them that they will have to sell
Sports memorabilia to OJ