Bombed Anyway Lyrics & Chords By Martin Mull

Before YouTube I walked through life, And now I frolic. YouTube's been like a father to me, Except YouTube's not an alcoholic. Before YouTube, I was just a skinny white...read more

I bought a gerbil from the petting zoo If Richard Gere can do it I can too I get undressed, start to lube I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube Wondering just how he'll...read more

O'Hare is nice this time of year I check my bags and find my seat and buy a beer and settle in Such is my life here on the road Now my seat back is up, tray table stowed and...read more

Got a secret Can you keep it? Swear this one you'll save Better lock it in your pocket Taking this one to the grave If I show you Then I know you won't tell what I said ...read more

If I could be a Superhero, I would be Awesome Man. I'd fly around the world fighting crime According to my Awesome Plan. And if I saw criminals trying to lie Hurting other...read more