A Man Buys A Gun And Becomes All Powerful Lyrics & Chords By Onion Radio News

When the moon rises over the meadow And the grass is glistening with the dew I'll come home and find you softly sleeping And I'll throw up and I'll pass out next to you....read more

Hey Captain Greg! Tell us about the time you fought the pirates of Spain! Aw gee, you kids don't want to hear that story again, do you? Oh yes we do! Oh no you don't. Oh...read more

Two gameshow announcers meet on the street Hi Bob, how are you? Just fine Bill. But I see you have put on a little weight, ever since you got your brand new GAS B-B-QUE! ...read more

She doesn't like it when I smoke Or give the fire a friendly stoke And when the sun is burning down We sit in the shade She says she looks like Frankenstein I tell her that...read more

Okay, we'll take it from...uh...we'll start at the beginning...okay, Ray is your hair alright? Okay...uh...here we go... One! Two! uh... It's three, four. ...read more