A Surrealist Alphabet Lyrics & Chords By Clapham & Dwyer

its a god awful small afair for the girl with a mouse in her hair and her mummy is yelling no cos' her daddy has told her off and her friends are nowhere to be seen now she...read more

Here comes old Redeye he's fulla drink Mouthin' his mouth off to a load of kids Sayin' nothin' personal but he's up the creek While you're home sleepin'...read more

You're bored, it's Sunday, 6.15, There's nothing else on the TV Check it out now, it's the Antiques Roadshow, Looking at old stuff, seeing if it's worth dough Fiona Bruce...read more

Strange tongues comfort me Darkened rooms calm me down Make overtures to your insanity Good to have friends around Fear follows in the wake of sleepless days Foul yellow fright...read more

With a little red wine beneath my belt I breathe breath that can melt the paint off doors A tongue to strip the polish off a parquet floor smooth Wake up in the morning with a...read more