A Typical Sound Check Lyrics & Chords By Frank Zappa

[includes a quote from Whole Lotta Love (Page/Plant/Jones/Bonham)]

Mark: All skate. Men only!
Aynsley: Man, shou . . . shoulda put the fuckin' [...]
?: Gotta put that sign on the front, man
?: Got to get that sign on the front
?: [...] sign of the bass player
Aynsley: Because I . . . I'm gonna have to find [...] I'm gonna take about five minutes with the other thing in there in time to go on
?: Get some more weirdness
?: Hey man
?: Hey, it's far right here
?: [...] together?
?: It's far right there
?: Well . . .
?: Perverse!
George: Hey, I'm still an hour here
Mark: See it, my washboard's in the car
?: What?
Aynsley: See, they gotta have two holes here
?: Ah!
Jeff: Yeah
?: Washboards . . .
Jeff: Oh we got our amps switched. I should be having . . .

Mark:
If you do not hear me
You may now walk out
For I am here
And I am talking . . .