A Very Jackass Christmas Lyrics & Chords By Johnny Knoxville

Hey Cupid, Shoot your arrow straight up in the sky. Follow it carefully as it comes back down and stabs you in your eye. I consider it a victory for the lonely broken-hearted...read more

I'm as bitter as bitter can grow to be But that don't mean that I want Pills shoved down my throat Cause I'm fine like this I'm fine like this A Shitty...read more

Old 45's can kill you Like a bullet to the brain Her memory spins 'round and 'round It can drive a man insane When the needle drops,... I can't stop...read more

Count on me tonight, Count on me to ditch out on who ever, And will do that together Were partners on this heist, With passion for our crimes, And know its time to move,...read more

No hands, no feet, no face, no eyes No teeth, no tongue, no legs, no thighs No neck, no hair, no arms, no head No mouth, no ears Been blown to shreds No ankles, no knees,...read more