Abbie Lyrics & Chords By Mike Birbiglia

So I was walking into whole foods recently, I don’t grocery shop there, it’s too expensive, but I love the smell of lavender so it’s where I get my laundry detergent. Normally...read more

I'm gonna tell you, baby Something I want you to do Don't stay out all night, baby And I want your little heart to be true Gal, because night time is the right time To be...read more

When I was a little kid, I had- I shared everything I had. I had one brother alright one brother, five sisters. Dude, I had to wear a tampon just to fit in. I swear to god. Brutal....read more

My friends took me out the other night. They were like "Dude we gotta go out man. Let's go." I was like, "I don't wanna go out." "Come on dude. Let's go get some chicks!" Yea?...read more

I had that game Operation, remember that game Operation? Big naked white guy. He had no pee pee at all. He had no.. Bigok, no scrumdidly-umptious.. no cash and prizes. He was...read more