Over 40 And Dating Lyrics & Chords By Maria Bamford

I've been having a bad, bad day Come on won't you put that pad away I'm asking you please no It isn't right, it isn't fair There was no parking anywere I think that hydrant...read more

Now, if you’re following me on twitter you know I had diarrhea today. Am I using that website properly? Sometimes I like to sit on the toilet reverse. “We’re listening.” Its...read more

So I was walking into whole foods recently, I don’t grocery shop there, it’s too expensive, but I love the smell of lavender so it’s where I get my laundry detergent. Normally...read more

This is a song that I wrote For my best friend in the whole world Mr. Douglas Jerry Silverman Your breath is minty fresh today If today was opposite day, ooh, ooh Oh, my God,...read more

I couldn't spell when I was a little kid, I couldn't spell. So my parents were all concerned so they went down to the uh toy store. They bought me a little red box called...read more