Air Toros Lyrics & Chords By Bob & Tom

Spoken: Ladies and gentlemen Boys and girls Hold your breath Make a wish Count to three Come with me, and you'll be In a world of pure imagination Take a look, and...read more

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to...read more

I'm sorry i cook for shit. I'm sorry my sewing isn't like your mothers. I'll call her up. I'm sorry I dress kinda boyish. I'm sorry my hair isn't long like the girls in your...read more

Who put the cock in the cocker spaniel? Who took a pee on the pekingese? Who left his toy in the toy poodle? I'd like to shake that bastard's hand if you please Who ate the...read more

I've give up wanking this morning I never thought that I could I'm feelin better already and this time I'm off it for good When I first wanked I's thought I's so clever And all...read more