Airport Security And Rental Cars Lyrics & Chords By Jeff Foxworthy

We never had a pool, right. So one summer, I remember. My dad, to make me happy. You know I was bummed out cause we didn't have the pool. So one summer he bought us this thing....read more

Ooooooo Ahhhhhh I know what you want, and I know what you need But I'm gon' screw it up, yeah Cause I'm an idiot, and I'm your boyfriend, yes I am an' I'm gon' take you...read more

Be courteous, kind and forgiving, Be gentle and peaceful each day, Be warm and human and grateful, And have a good thing to say. Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike, Be...read more

Now, if you’re following me on twitter you know I had diarrhea today. Am I using that website properly? Sometimes I like to sit on the toilet reverse. “We’re listening.” Its...read more

(Introduction, only on live album „An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer“, spoken:) Another familiar type of love song is the passionate or fiery variety, usually in tango tempo,...read more