Tv And Its Side Effects Lyrics & Chords By Jeff Foxworthy

Darling when we met You were a pretty little thing But your body started changing When I gave you that ring You're supersizing, no exercising Goodbye working out A double...read more

Now I've probably got the feminists all pissed off at me because I'm joking about rape. Feminists want to control your language. Feminists want to tell you how to talk. And their...read more

What I really like about the movies, I like the previews for some reason. I like to get there, I don't wanna see just the movie when I get there, I like to see some previews first. I...read more

I gotta tell you this too, you know, I'm a short fucker, you know, like I said, I gotta, I work purely off personality.I aint got a problem with it.If I was tall I'd probably be...read more

Streets damp and warm Empty smell metal Weeds between buildings Pictures on my hard drive Well I'm the luckiest guy Not the loneliest guy Steam under floor Shards by the...read more