Alex Whitington Lyrics & Chords By Tasteful Nudity

Why can't I touch the invisible blue trees? I'm sure someone said they were made just for me I'm sure I can smell them they smell just like pine Surely they're mine, Surely...read more

Tuesday night on main street looking for some ice cream maybe rocky road... Ice cream man in his white coat scooping up vanilla and some rocky road. ...read more

There lives an embodiment of manliness too beautiful to describe This demigod walks among us. Believe it or not, it ain't no jive His good looks are the greatest thing to come...read more

"Kenneth, Kenneth, Kenneth," "That's my name so spoken thrice," "There's a foulness wafting from your fowl enclosure device," "Surely crap you must be speaking," "That's...read more

My kitten, my kitty cat. When she's content she purrs. She thinks the house is hers. But you won't like her when she's angry. No, you won't like her when she's angry. Angry,...read more