Alt Ending Track 13 Lyrics & Chords By Dane Cook

A little ole' man was sittin' on a step And a tear trickled own his cheek. I said "What's the matter?" He said "A train just ran over me." I said "Hmm. How often does this...read more

Thank you, thank you, welcome to our show. Don't you think it's just a little bit strange that Ronald Reagan had an operation on his asshole and George Bush had an operation on his...read more

And then I knew things had taken a turn for the worse When, 3 years ago, they hired MTV to do the Halftime Show And you know why would you hire MTV to do music? MTV has nothing...read more

Now I've probably got the feminists all pissed off at me because I'm joking about rape. Feminists want to control your language. Feminists want to tell you how to talk. And their...read more

Yo sé se terminó nuestro amor divino Mis amigos, les declaré, les diré que estoy seguro Que es un hombre sin nada más si no un señor con lagrimas? Debe decir, debe gritar,...read more