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Anything But The Present Lyrics & Chords By George Carlin

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YES!... Yes.yes.yes. Yes.Yes.Y-E-S. Yes. We are going to have a relationship tonight. I'm gonna go out with you. We're gunna date for a while. ...read more

I'll tell you what dream used to scare me when I was a little kid Used to actually totally give me nightmares: Remember those kool-aid commercials? Where that, no, that talking...read more

Say, sweet thang (Uh-huh) You know I couldn't help but notice You looking all good over here (Yeah) I was wondering, do you wanna It makes me weak, baby Just to hear you...read more

I just found out, what have I done Now I can't walk under the same sun You're good you're right I'm nervous at night Breathe in me sense I have no defense Lonely little demons...read more

Comedy is fun but I really, I really want to be a firefighter I want to be a firefighter so I can drive the fire SUV Cause I don't know what the fire SUV does when they get to the...read more

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