Artist: George Carlin
George Carlin's lyrics & chords
George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 - June 23, 2008) was a Grammy-winning American stand-up comedian, actor, and author. Carlin is especially noted for his irreverent attitude and his observations on language, psychology, and religion along with many taboo subjects. In fact, Carlin and his "Seven Dirty Words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a narrow 5-4 decision by the justices affirmed the government's right to regulate the public airwaves. George Carlin's latest s...read more
The hallway groups Childhood cliches New york voices Baseball-football Filthy words Cute little farts Asshole, jackoff, scumbag Fussy eater, part 2 Sports Hello-goodbye Losing things Divorce game Groups and charities Raisin rhetoric Love and regards New news Goofy shit Let's make a deal Nursery rhymes Reagan's gang, church people, and american values Son of wino The 11 o'clock news Five twos Rockets and penises in the persian gulf High on the plane You're lost Earrings Old fuck Things we say when people die The metric system Mental hot foots Toledo window box You're all diseased Wasting time: sharing a swallow Goin' through my address book Values (how much is that dog crap in the window?) People i can do without Things to watch out for Bodily functions Battered plants Muhammad ali-america the beautiful Today's professional parents He's smiling down Some werds Water sez Parents in hell Flesh colored band-aids For names' sake Missing On the road God Urinals are 50 percent universal Radio dial Gay lib Snot, the original rubber cement A couple of other questions Unrelated things Wurds I like people Children are our future Raisin' a child is not difficult Death and dying Every child is special What a phone call should be Ed sullivan self taught The self-esteem movement Monopoly In a coma You have no rights A few more farts Kids are too small Takin' off yer hat Their kids! Rules, rules, rules! Words we leave behind Proud to be an american Parents' cliches and children's secret answers Y'ever They want to show you the pictures Supermarkets Stupid bullshit on the phone How's your dog? Tattoos Keeping people alert How to handle a heckler Just enough bullshit Clerks, hankies and emma Guacamole Lenny bruce First time funny Nuts in cake & toenail clippings Headlines Values Early influences I'm musical Peas Favorite period of time People who want to know the time Losing your place George's disc jockey theme and show opening Hitchhiking Carlin on campus Standing alone Politics Sports is big business The writer Advice The big change Greatest thing since sliced bread Preface The laughter reflex Dogs come in all sizes Avant garde play Respect Just before you die Falling asleep Structuring the act Dogs on tv Trying stuff out Telling time Regional differences Comedy and pain Grandchildren Food terms Snapper lawn mowers Complaints and grievances Point of view Public affairs Secretary of being in the closet No brown in the rainbow No complaining about politicians The indian sergeant 20th century hostilities Raindances 40 years in comedy Quicksand Closing Latest disaster A proposition Fun you can have Daytime television A name by any other name Appropriate names Henry the viii Back in town The new zodiac Napalm and silly putty Death penalty Mental brain thoughts Give a hoot When i was young Bumper sticker Sports roundup Anything but the present Comitting the perfect double murder Special dispensation More stuff on cars and driving Muhammad ali Parental advisory Herb coolhouse Introduction We control your lives Eye blaster Things that piss me off Action 6 news Fuck mickey mouse Ugly women Short jokes Reality shows Canadians Free breast examinations An incomplete list of impolite words More shorties Mort sahl Airline flight attendants Drinking and driving Letter to a friend War Locations Usage of fuck Polically incorrect Zero tolerance Schmucks Racial slurs Blind girls Fuck the children Zones Irish guys Restaurants Cd track 01 Ebonics lesson Life is worth losing Casual on a cell phone Driving in traffic Activists Old fashioned Traffic Colon powell Domestic terrorism Channel 7 editorial Opposed to singing Road rage Head blew up Reporting a bombing Fire dept tip Usage Entertaining a four year old Rats and squealers News descriptions Old time radio favorites Silence Tumor humor Sex facts from thailand Football cheers Tv crap Arrogance of mankind No more old people Child worship The fecal differential Boston rant 1957 Body curiosity Be well Heroes who died for their country Orchestra Tired of songs Retail Birthday party Things not to say during sex Deceased Dealing with homelessness Countryside battles Hobos Sacking a city Problems and issues News report death of humpty dumpty Scab Safety tips Graceful death We like war First leftfielders Little david years The coney island recordings Death Opening sequence Uncle dave A moment of silence 4 groups that gotta go Carlin at carnegie hall Oxymorons Camp grenada What am i doing in new jersey? Flamethrowers Last meal Brain droppings Vagina song Why kids love farts How language is used to mask truth and israeli terrorism Driving Nascar Sandwich Warm and cold At it again Goofy boy names Cookies Vitamins Fart Playin with your head Jesus christ 15 rules to live by About god Time Pussification Why you are in debt Blue food Pissing off the feminists Chris rock show Wishing wells Hippy dippy weather man Camcorder Another objection on language Moths Thoughts Darth vader uses ebonics Jammin in new york Watch your mouth Peace on you 2 More redundant expressions First time human sacrifice Woohoo Form Click 3 Pussification of the american male 15 Deaths of supercelebrities Tread George carlin oxymorons 14 Backa Pooh goes ape shit 11 9 Fighting Yo Hello 10 6 Another end Who really controls america Hbo special 17 I gave up on my species 8 Suppah Does the time bother you? 1978 We are part of nature What? Balance the budget Question everything Delta commercial in ebonics
