Are You Into Bread? Lyrics & Chords By Captain Hotknives

My bird rang up just the other day, she said, "Get round fast, me folks have gone away, They've booked two weeks in Torremolinos" I was round in a flash with a rock hard penis. ...read more

Well I met her on a sunny day in July I was sitting on a beach with a beer and a book and enjoying a pork pie She smiled at me, her eyes laughed at me She said "let's have some...read more

Have you tried turning it off and on again? Off and on again Off and on again Have you tried turning it off and on again? That normally does the trick Do you know about...read more

He squidges in the van, All twenty four stones, He gets three kebabs and he eats them on his own, Quick trouser cough Nevis touches cloth, Fuck fuck hide behind a truck, all the...read more

I've been going t'same pub fer twenty year, It were half a crown then fer buy me beer, But they closed it down fer redecorate, They said we'll knock a wall down, Change bar...read more