Supreme Court Approves Death Penalty For Jaywalking Lyrics & Chords By Todd Lyons

Got a secret Can you keep it? Swear this one you'll save Better lock it in your pocket Taking this one to the grave If I show you Then I know you won't tell what I said ...read more

This is the part of the song, that's really quiet. We play very soft, it sounds like a ballad. And this is the part, where we play really hard. It's much louder than at...read more

We paid our weekly shilling for that January trip: A long weekend in London, aye, without a bit of kip. There's a seat reserved for beer by the boys from Abercarn: There's beer,...read more

Now I lay me down to learn Which to read and which to burn Pray the Lord my soul to turn Over to the school board Free to worship as I please Long as it pleases the...read more

Thomas Jefferson walks in a bar with Newt Gingrich on his shoulders. Bartender says, "Who's the arrogant windbag?" Jefferson says, "That's Newt Gingrich." The bartender says, "I...read more