Arnold Schwartzenegger Calls Gateway Lyrics & Chords By Comedy

You can't say cunt in Canada Saying cunt's not very nice at all No, you can't say cunt in Canada So we asked the sheilas what they called it And they said muff, moot, minge,...read more

Some girl's banging on my door the other day at four o'clock in the morning. I was like, "What in the world?" You know? So I got up and let her out. Tell you what, I was madder than...read more

You ever go to a drive-in movie, start drinking, get drunk, pass out in your car, and the next morning you're part of flea market? Then you feel bad, you ain't got nothing to sell up...read more

I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad Prom night dumpster baby My story isnt long but boy its awfully sad Althought i came from a hole (althought i...read more

We were at the the beach Everybody had matching towels! Somebody went under a dock And there they found a rock! But it wasn't a rock... It was a rock.. LOBSTER!!!...read more