Shirley Q. Liquor's lyrics & chords
As quoted from Wikipedia: "Shirley Q. Liquor A cariacature of a black southern woman, Knipp performs the character Shirley Q. Liquor -- an Ebonics speaking, welfare-collecting mother of 19 children[1] -- in blackface. Knipp speaks in a dialect when he is performing as Shirley. Her conversations are often riddled with malapropisms, as when she suggests that her cat needs to get "sprayed," or when she goes shopping at "K-Mark" or 'Wal-Mark." The character attends Mount Holy Olive Second Baptist Zion Church of God in Christ of Resurrected Latter-...read more
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