Ask Your Grandmother Lyrics & Chords By Phantom Buffalo

Ask your grandmother
She'll tell you a better way to cut your fingernails
Ask your grandfather
He'll tell you about the war
But do they know their grandchild?
They remember as a little kid
Even if you smoke cigarettes,
Paint your nails black,
And listen to The Feds
It doesn't mean they weren't like that in their own way at your age
Ask your grandmother
She'll make you a beautifully crocheted silver scarf
Ask your grandfather
He'll show you his medals
But do they know their grandchild?
Talking to you means the world to them
Jessica,
I know you're bored
'Cause all they do is sit and snore
I think it's sad,
But keep in mind
That they could go at any time
They love you
You love them too
So tell them
You mean it too
You love them
They love you too
Don't tell them
Suck on glue