Auction Block Lyrics & Chords By Paul De Jong

Emma eats bread and butter Like a queen would have ostrich and cobra wine We'll have satanic Christmas Eve And play piano in the chateau lobby I've never done this Baby, be...read more

Oh, I just love the kind of woman who can walk over a man I mean like a god damn marching band She says, like literally, music is the air she breathes And the malaprops make me want...read more

I think you'll understand The way I feel can't be helped You owe them nothing Its time to walk away And leave this behind Let go I would treat you better I would treat...read more

Nothing but a bare face lie Is all you cunts can hold on to I suggest you downgrade fast Before it's a shame on you Imma sing, "What a shame on you" Where's your gall when...read more

Sit up straight and be quiet, Sit down, son. Sit up straight in your seat, And I do not want any more talking, any more moving about, at all. Absolutely still, absolutely...read more