Balzac Lyrics & Chords By Tommy & Rumble

There are few things less appealing than you A preteen girl that dresses like a prostitute You want to act like Britney well thats a mistake You want to look like divas but divas...read more

Father singing to the boyfriend: Was it you that did the pushin left the stains upon the cushion foot prints on the dashboard upside down... Was it you you sly woodpecker...read more

Okay! This is going out to all of my teachers from elementary school, for middle school, all the way up to high school and college. I wanna say thank you for the knowledge, thank...read more

Young man puts the girl on her back and says "spread 'em" Sticks his nose in her crack since she let him Took his very first whiff He went sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff...read more

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas Only a hippopotamus will do Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinkertoy I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy I want a hippopotamus for...read more