Star Warts Lyrics & Chords By Bob & Tom

Spoken: Ladies and gentlemen Boys and girls Hold your breath Make a wish Count to three Come with me, and you'll be In a world of pure imagination Take a look, and...read more

I'm sorry i cook for shit. I'm sorry my sewing isn't like your mothers. I'll call her up. I'm sorry I dress kinda boyish. I'm sorry my hair isn't long like the girls in your...read more

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to...read more

You've got to look your best tonight, You tubby little parasite, 'Cause there's a lovely lady and she's waiting for you. And though her pretty face may seem A special person's...read more

Baby, you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya †Cause the "Q" man loves nobody but himself I never knew how twisted a fella could be Hey, I guess it's good I never told ya...read more