Band Or Dj? Lyrics & Chords By How I Met Your Mother

I used to get awf'ly moody, when dating a fair-skinned cutie 'Cause every red-hot beauty turned out to be bitchy inside Like something had crawled right up her ass and died ...read more

Peter: Jessica Beil & Megan Fox, Wearing nothing but their socks Is all I really want for Christmas this year! Brian: Well that's just not practical. Lois: Spending a week in...read more

Lois: There's a little town that's sweet and cozy. If you need a place to get away. Every street is clean and every face is rosy. Stewie: And every teenage girl goes all...read more

On Monday I had drinks with Barney Rubble We hit a couple divy little bars We noticed there was quite a lovely lady Sitting at the table next to ours Now Barney, who was pretty...read more

I gotta get a Greenstein or a Rosenblatt of my very own. Nothing else has worked so far, so I'll wish upon a star, Wondrous dancing speck of light, I need a Jew... ...read more