I Need A Jew Lyrics & Chords By Family Guy

I gotta get a Greenstein or a Rosenblatt of my very own.

Nothing else has worked so far, so I'll wish upon a star,
Wondrous dancing speck of light, I need a Jew...

Lois makes me take the rap because our checkbook looks like crap,
Since I can't give her a slap, I need a Jew...

Where to find a baum or steen or stein to teach me how to whine and do my taxes?

Though by many, they're abhorred, Hebrew people I've adored,
Even though they killed my lord, I need a Jew!...

Hi, my name's Max Weinstein, my car just broke down, can I use your phone?

Now my troubles are all through, I have a Jew!

Hey!