Bastards And Make Up Lyrics & Chords By Eddie Izzard

Deep in prayer, my cross to wear I kneel upon the floor Temptations of a catholic priest aren't easy to ignore But I can not control myself He rips my soul apart For one...read more

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table. David Hume could out-consume ...read more

Once, there was this kid who Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint And when he finally came back He had cane marks all over his bottom He said that it was from...read more

And sports needs steroids. It does are you kidding me, oh baseball certainly, baseball is a strike away from being soccer. And if you like soccer, well, welcome to America. See...read more

Buddy you're a boy make a big noise Playing in the street gonna be a big man some day You got mud on your face You big disgrace Kicking your can all over the place We will we...read more