Bearded Chick Lyrics & Chords By Iman Crosson

(Triumph) All right. How many of you remember a show called...The TV Funhouse? Well, we've got a surprise, for those of you who give a shit....read more

(spoken) Are there any Phantom Menace nerds in the house? Some idiots keep saying Triumph. Well, I have some news for you. There is a Phantom Menace nerd in the house. The ultimate...read more

Who put the cock in the cocker spaniel? Who took a pee on the pekingese? Who left his toy in the toy poodle? I'd like to shake that bastard's hand if you please Who ate the...read more

I thought my CD was done But that's not what they say "Do an insult track, we need it for radio play" Cram in the names, I'll take a long hard pee Time to mess up the biz like...read more

You know.. Dogs aren't clever they eat their own dung they whine like babies and sweat through their tongue The big ones are stupid the small are high strung but cats...read more