Beauty Tips By Jack Tors Lyrics & Chords By The Jerky Boys

In most every cubicle-monkey's life, there is a person or team of people who do the jobs no one else even dares to even try to understand. They are our alpha geeks. Our nerd buddies....read more

Das nächste Lied hat nichts mit Obst zu tun, sondern es ist ein kleines Vogellied. Endlich ist es soweit. Ist es denn das Vogellied? Und es ist. In unserem Garten hängt ein...read more

Dead puppies, dead puppies, dead puppies aren't much fun. They don't come when you call; They don't chase squirrels at all. Dead puppies aren't much fun. My puppy died late...read more

Gump sat alone on a bench in the park "My name is Forrest", he'd casually remark Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets He just kept sayin' life is like a box...read more

I've had an absolute cunt of a day Everything that could go wrong did go wrong So if I'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song I've had an absolute cunt of a day It started...read more