We Like Sportz Lyrics & Chords By The Lonely Island

Hello?
Hi. Do you want to go to a party with me?
No, the game's on.
Oh, I almost forgot. I'll be right there

We like sports and we don't care who knows
From shooting hoops to the Super Bowl
We like sports and we don't care who knows
Football, Tennis, Hockey, Golf

The game is starting, everyone is here
I got my snacks, my friends, and a beer
Just two normal guys, hanging out, having fun
Right, Guy #2
Yeah, Guy #1

E to the S to the P to the N
It's all I watch 'cause I'm the man
If my team loses, I'll be mean all night
If you tell me to relax, we'll get in a fight

Watching sports with girls is a pain
They don't know the rules
There's no time to explain

Single, Double, Triple, Home run
For the celebration, I'll shoot my gun

I like my friend, he's a real guy's guy
He's not a loud mouth like that cunt-hole, Steve

We like sports and we don't care who knows
From Wimbledon to the Astrodome
We like sports and we don't care who knows
Football, Tennis, Hockey, Golf

Now when I say "sportz", you say "nutz"
Sportz, nutz, sportz, nutz

When I say "cheating", you says "suckz"
Cheating, suckz, cheating, suckz

I drink whiskey 'cause I like the taste
You think it's bitter, but I think it's great
I also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars
Don't believe me? Smell our cars

We're real men, and we like sports
If you say that we're not, then we'll see you in court
I'm team captain and I choose you
I'm the other team captain and I choose you too

We steal the ball, and we're off to the races
And scare the other team with our mad dog faces
Like what, what, what, what, what, what
What, what, what, what, what, what

We like sports and we don't care who knows
From the pregame jokes to the wrap-up shows
We like sports and we don't care who knows
Football, Tennis, Hockey, Golf

Throw me the baseball
Now toss me the pigskin
Now feed me the rock
Now give me the rock