Bedsprings And Wedding Rings Lyrics & Chords By Rudi Protrudi

Back when we were courting
We spent our nights at home
We kept those bedsprings bouncing
Nearly all night long

The echo's of our sounds of love
Could surely wake the dead
But since there was no graveyard
(We)
Woke the neighbors up instead

One fine day you took my name
In your white wedding gown
Bought a little love nest
On the outskirts of the town

No neighbors there for miles around
No one to complain
Once we took those wedding vows
Our love went down the drain

Now the bedsprings never ring
In our house, in the sticks
Seems like
Bedsprings and wedding rings don't mix

Something tragic happened
When you took that band of gold
Now our pleasure palace
Is a castle dark and cold

I bought the finest satin sheets
Champagne and escargot
Nothing I can buy
Can make you want me anymore

Now the bedsprings never ring
In our house in the sticks
Seems like
Bedsprings and wedding rings don't mix

Today I started thinking
Back to when our love was new
I realized, I've got a lot of catching up to do
Tonight I'll make those bedsprings shake
Like we used to do
The only difference is they won't be shaking under you

Now the bedsprings never ring
In our house in the sticks
Seems like
Bedsprings and wedding rings don't mix