Big In Southend Lyrics & Chords By Phil Cornwell

Her parents came to England from a far off land From a different culture I don't understand I've got some digital photos of her sucking my gland She's my arranged bride ...read more

I wanted a record deal but I was too rude I tried approaching companies but they did not approve Until I met this one guy, a corrupt A&R man He said "Kunt, I will sign you but you...read more

I thought you had to be 18 to get into a club But that presumption nearly got me in trub I pulled a sexy girl but when I got back to her house She had posters up of McFly and...read more

What do you do in the middle of the night When it's dead, dead quiet and your Mum's asleep And your Dad's asleep and the door is shut And the light is out and the room...read more

Now, my old Grandad had a word He used when things went wrong To introduce this word to you I put it in a song So everytime this word gets used his memory lives on I'm about to...read more