Bioshock Under The Sea Parody Lyrics & Chords By Collegehumor

I rise at six and then I feed the chicks, And I'm feeling lonesome and blue, And when I milk the cow it seems, somehow, My thoughts keep straying to you. And as the horse...read more

(The second verse is featured on the full version on Weebl's album, [Yesterday's Lemon].) Look at my horse, my horse is amazing. Give it a lick! ([Mmm! It tastes just like...read more

Ripping through flesh is what I do best Tear off an arm, amputated neck Eyes removed, cranium smashed Decomposing remains, severed in half Torsos hang from their own intestines ...read more

I'll never be an emo vampire Setting tweenaged loins on fire. I've got nothing in common with the vampires of today. They gaze at girls and pout and brood and then just run...read more

Dear Diary: Mood: Apathetic. My life is spiralling downward. I couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate me dry concert. It sucks 'cause...read more