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Black Guy Lyrics & Chords By The Midnight Beast

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If i wan't that guy
The guy that loses women at a lost
I need to hear from that guy
Can't you send me down a message from above
Whhoooo yeahh
If you were a black guy
If I was a... Hang on what?
You'd get all the ladies that you need
Surley that's kinda racist
Cos if you were a black guy
But I'm not a black guy
Your girlfriend would be beging on her knees
I see what your saying ladies it don't make sense
Why would being black be so much better
no offense
You should (Usain) it's a (stevie) wonder why
you didn't have the Will (smith) power to kiss that bitch goodbye
I feel subliminal messaging creeping in into your words
Can't you help me out without being race oriented first?
That's fine we hear you clearly it's as easy as a-(jay)Z
I think we can convert ya, and leave the race puns
be-yonce
If you were a black guy
If i was a black guy
You'd get all the ladies that you need
I would?
If you were a black guy
If i was a black guy
There'd be no better way you could suceed
WHOO
Super maio could jump high
If he was a black guy
Oh, I could wear a white tie
If he was a black guy
I wouldn't get a black eye
If he was a black guy
And Jacob might be Bella's guy
If he was a black guy
Yeah, everyday would be a blue sky
If he was a black guy
And I'd sing really fucking high
If he was a black guy
And I could kiss thankset goodbye
If he was a black guy
Every white man gotta have a chance
If he was a black guy
Oh yeah, I'm a sait now not a sinner
Im chocolate not vanilla
I'd have a better figure and my peins would be bigger.

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