Party In The Cia (parody Of "party In The U.s.a." By Miley Cyrus) Lyrics & Chords By "weird Al" Yankovic

I moved out to Langely recently
With a plain and simple dream
Wanna infiltrate some third-world place
And topple their regime
Those men in black with their matching suitcases
Where everything's on a need-to-know basis
Agents got that swagger
And everyone so cloak and dagger
I'm feeling nervous but I'm really kinda wishing
For another undercover mission
That's when the red alert came on the radio
And I put my earpiece on
Got my dark sunglasses on
And I had my weapon drawn
So I get my handcuffs, my cyanide pills
My classified dossier
Tapping the phones like yeah
Shredding the files like yeah
And then I rised all the enemy spies
I've got to neutralize today
Yeah, it's a party in the CIA
Yeah, it's a party in the CIA
I've done a couple of crazy things
That have almost gotten me dismissed
Like terminate some head of state
Who wasn't even on my list
Burn that microfilm, buddy, will you?
I'd tell you why but then I'd have to kill you
You need a quickie confession?
Well, start a water boarding session
No hurry on this South American dictator
I'll assassinate him later
That's when he walked right in my laser sights
And my silencer was on
And my silencer was on
And another target's gone
Yeah, we've got our backups all over the world
From Kazakhstan to Bombay
Paying the bribes like yeah
Plugging the leaks like yeah
Interrogating the scum of the earth
We'll break them by the break of day
Yeah, it's a party in the CIA
Yeah, it's a party in the CIA
Need a country to stabilize?
Look no further, we're your guys
We've got snazzy suits and ties
And a better dental plan than the FBI
Better put your hands up and get in the van
Or else you'll get blown away
Staging a coup like yeah
Brainwashing moles like yeah
We only torture the folks we don't like
You're probably gonna okay
Yeah, it's a party in the CIA
Yeah, it's a party in the CIA