Blame Canada Lyrics & Chords By Marc Shaiman

Sheila(Kyle's mom): Times have changed,
our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents they just wan't to fart and curse
Mrs. Marsh: Should we blame the government?
Ms. Cartman: Or blame society?
Boys fathers: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila(Kyle's mom):
No, blame Canada, blame Canada
With all thier beedy little eyes have packed their heads so full of lies,
blame Canada, blame Canada,
we need to form a full assault its Canada's fault
Mrs. Marsh: Don't blame me for my son Stan he saw the darn cartoon
and now he's of to join the Klan
Ms. Cartman: And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf
but now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself
Shelia: Well? Blame Canada, blame Canada,
it seems that everythings gone wrong since Canada came along,
blame Canada, blame Canada
Copy shop attendent: They're not even a real country anyway
Mrs. McCormick:
My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true
instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbeque
Crowd: Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire
Sheila: Heck no,
blame Canada, blame Canada,
with all their hockey hollabaloo
Ms. Cartman: And that bitch Ann Murray too Everyone: Blame Canada,
shame on Canada,
for the smut we must stuff
the trash we must stash
the laughter and fuck must all be undone we must blame them the cause of fuss
before somebody thinks of blaming us