Blame Canada Lyrics & Chords By South Park

Sheila: Times have changed, our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents, they just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?

Sheila: No! Blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Canadas fault!

Sharon: Don't blame me for my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!

Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along!
Everyone: Blame Canada!
Blame Canada
Some Guy: They're not even a real country, anyway

Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: Heck no!

Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hubbabaloo
Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada

The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming us!