One Leg Too Few Lyrics & Chords By Kenneth Williams

I'll sing you one oh, Green grow my nadgers oh! Audience: What is your one oh? One's the grunge upon my splod, masking my cordwangle. I'll sing you two oh, Green grow my...read more

I once had a dog named Bob And Bob's a funny name for a dog If you're gonna get a dog, don't name him Bob My neighbour's name is also Bob And every time I call my dog My...read more

My husband came home Friday with a brand new motor car, He told me I could drive it- I said "Brian, you're a star!" We drove down to the boozer for a vodka and a fag, Then of...read more

I sell a line of plastics And I travel on the road And I have a case of samples Which believe me is a load Every night a strange cafe A strange hotel and then Early in the...read more

I flagged him down at the corner And he picked me up at the light I told him where I was going And we drove off into the night "How's it going my friend?" I asked him Slowly...read more