Boradway Lyrics & Chords By Richard Belzer

I wanted to write a song about the three loves of my life that have, you know, slipped away somehow. But I could only come up with two. I was in love with an albino, Her lack of...read more

Hey its Cristopher Walken Gerbil what kinda of song is that. Thats crazy theres no cowbell in Gerbil I neeed more cowbell Gerbil, We all, look Mr Lynch We all know the erotic...read more

In life there are many things Some of them are the same and some are opposites About some of these things I do sing A cactus is the opposite of a chair In my house you can sit...read more

Hi-Ya Garrets!! Hi Raul!! You Wanna Go For a Ride? On What? ON THIS!! Barbies such a bitch She is just a witch I really hate her Why does Ken date her? Ken is such a man ...read more

Dead Moon Stranded In The Mystery Zone In The Altitudes (cd Only) I've been noticing some changes It's not so hard Took a long time to get here We came from so far And if...read more