I Love Being A Parent Lyrics & Chords By Jeff Foxworthy

I saw her sittin' in a barroom in that smokey atmosphere She smiled back at me as I drank down one last beer She pulled me on the dancefloor and we danced a song or two It was...read more

Listen to the Muzak Hearin' people scream Sittin' in the waiting room Readin' crappy magazines With a toothache This is it, pal Root Canal My molars are impacted I'm...read more

My whole family Loves "Three's Company" See the reruns constantly There on my TV Syndicated Incorporated Well, I know what's on the tube I know just what too see Got my...read more

The other day, I got a cinanbon Do you know what a cinabon is? Let me explain cinabons for those of you with self-respect who just walk right by shit like that And have no idea...read more

Comedy is fun but I really, I really want to be a firefighter I want to be a firefighter so I can drive the fire SUV Cause I don't know what the fire SUV does when they get to the...read more