Borge Plays The Minute Waltz Lyrics & Chords By Victor Borge

In life there are many things Some of them are the same and some are opposites About some of these things I do sing A cactus is the opposite of a chair In my house you can sit...read more

I leave you with an article from the paper that I belive it will lighten the low that I dummped on you this evening i think, when your thinking about all these problem I cant...read more

Please return the stewardess to her original upright position. Airline always disappointed me. They don't have a drug stewardess. They have an alcohol stewardess. " Champagne,...read more

I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report About some devastating earthquake in Peru There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried...read more

Now life can get you down And make you wear a frown When you're working your fingers to the bone So listen close to me; Here's my recipe It's easy, you can do it on your own ...read more