Brainduster Memory School Lyrics & Chords By Proctor & Bergman

Never Never trust Never trust a man Never trust a man that says "trust me" Never paint your face with the name of your local sports team, unless they're playing. Never...read more

When I met you in that airport bar, brown shoes, brown suit, brown tie, black socks, vodka and Clamato juice in your gruff hand, I thought to myself "Wow, what a looker." When I...read more

Outside the dogs are withered and hungry And the soldiers are laughing out loud They wave bottles and blow out the candles Of the lonely who move in a crowd And the storm clouds...read more

I got a gal with just one eye No depth of field but sweet as pie And I just don’t careo If her vision is in stereo To me she’ll always be the tops My sweet little...read more

Open the icebox baby And take out the cheese Cut off the moldy parts And tape them to your knees Do you want to know the answers baby? Do you want to get inside of me? My...read more