Breaking Up For The Holidays Lyrics & Chords By Rob Paravonian

Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they aren't much fun Cows aren't fun They eat to grow, they grow to die They die to be eat at the hamburger fry Cows...read more

(Introduction, spoken:) I do have a cause, though, it is obscenity. I'm for it! Thank you. Unfortunately, the civil liberties types who are fighting this issue have to fight it,...read more

We are the opening band We are here to do five or six or seven songs “Don’t go too long, and get the hell off the stage” We are the opening band We’re probably not the...read more

Men are like vows Because they're easily broken Women are like cows Because they both have vaginas I said, men are like muzzles Because they'll try to shut you up No, no,...read more

I was walkin' through the city streets And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink "Run faster, jump higher" Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me I threw it...read more