Buy The Numbers Lyrics & Chords By The Firesign Theatre

I've got two legs from my hips to the ground And when I move them they walk around When I lift them they climb the stairs And when I shave them they ain't got hairs I've got...read more

Hey there kids, i see you're feeling blue Parents push you around and tell you what to do Dad makes you clean your room and go to bed Instead of watch tv you have to do homework...read more

(Introduction, spoken:) One week of every year is designated National Brotherhood Week. This is just one of many such weeks honoring various worthy causes. One of my favorites is...read more

Once a year we celebrate With stupid hats and plastic plates The fact that you were able to make A trip around the sun And the whole gang gathers round With gifts and...read more

I'm out on the range, surveying the land Thinking of the job that's to be done My life is hard but I don't mind Men like me, that's how the west was won I stand the pain...read more