Cajun Me In Mix Lyrics & Chords By Captain Hotknives

Quite often I get to thinking how as kids we got by Like at Christmas time at our house we couldn't even afford a fire But we made do with what we had back then when I was young ...read more

Some folks like a pussy, a budgy or a tit, Some take up with a spaniel push that fills up the house with [woof, woof] Now I keep chickens and I've a favourite one, He's my little...read more

Sitting on the bog in foreign parts, looking round for anything to wipe my arse, There's a second hand curry splattered round the rim, And red and black scrapings from an...read more

I've had an absolute cunt of a day Everything that could go wrong did go wrong So if I'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song I've had an absolute cunt of a day It started...read more

I'll put the oven on, cook some vol au vents, filo parcels with cranberry. Have a chipolata, taramasalata, fourteen thousand calories Every single flavour of Pringle - can you...read more