Car Repair Lyrics & Chords By Crank Yankers

You know.. Dogs aren't clever they eat their own dung they whine like babies and sweat through their tongue The big ones are stupid the small are high strung but cats...read more

You ever notice the way you lose a sock Y'ever notice that blinking VCR clock Y'ever notice the crappy food on a plane Y'ever notice how cabbies have funny names ...read more

My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch* He tells me every day He says: "Man, I really gotta lose my chick In the worst kind of way" She sits on her ass, he works...read more

nobody likes a redneck until their car breaks down then everybody likes a redneck well i like me a redneck santy clause redneck santy clause has his slay on lifts drinks old...read more

To be a dog is to sit like a log Watching people on the run We don't need your pity 'cause your life is shitty We have the real fun 'Cause I can lick myself, got to go You...read more