The Lovemaster Cometh Lyrics & Chords By Craig Shoemaker

And sports needs steroids. It does are you kidding me, oh baseball certainly, baseball is a strike away from being soccer. And if you like soccer, well, welcome to America. See...read more

I always get really irritated when you go out to eat, and stuff, you know. I took this girl out to eat a while back, we had a nice place. I rolled the window up and the tray fell off,...read more

Taking advantage of people when they're vulnerable results in bad karma (That's true) There is a cost to anything that is worthwhile in life (I hope it don't cost too much,...read more

My Dying Bride Like Gods Of The Sun For My Fallen Angel As I draw up my breath And silver fills my eyes I kiss her still For she will never rise On my weak body Lays...read more

My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch* He tells me every day He says: "Man, I really gotta lose my chick In the worst kind of way" She sits on her ass, he works...read more