Cat In The Ceiling Lyrics & Chords By The Passionate & Objective Jokerfan

The warden threw a party in the county jail The prison band was there and they began to wail The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing You should've heard them...read more

I don't want to believe it, no I don't want to believe it I don't want to believe that Reese Witherspoon poops She's so pretty and she's so refined It...read more

Ian Somerhalder, he's a handsome man. All the ladys in the world want to kiss him, on the lips Ian Somerhalder, he's a vrey good actor He has a wonderfull life and i ...read more

Well, he dines with the leaders of foreign countries And he eats all kinds of exotic foods And it doesn't always sit well in his stomach And he doesn't want to be rude By...read more

If I somehow got the opportunity to go on a date with Megan Fox It would be so wonderful It would be so perfect It would be so fabulous And if during that date with Megan Fox,...read more